The Galactic Empire Ceases to Take Over Planets, Starts Advertising Online for Help
In a new breaking story, the Galactic Empire has announced that they will no longer take over planets that are believed to be in the Rebellion’s hands. Instead, they are going to start advertising online, via the Holonet, for new recruits. This comes on the heels of the huge amount of reputation management needed in the wake of the destruction of the planet Alderaan.

